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	// RANDOM QUOTATION


        var n = 1; // default quote
        var r = 45; // total number of quotes -1

	// find browser name and version
	var bName = navigator.appName;
	var bVersion = parseInt(navigator.appVersion);

	// Math.random does not work in NS2
        if (!(bName == "Netscape" && bVersion == 2)) {
	    n = (Math.round(Math.random()*r) + 1);
        } 

	function test() {
                document.write('I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. [Woody Allen]');
	}

        function random_quotation() {

	    if (n == 1) {
                document.write("I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 2) {
                document.write("Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 3) {
                document.write("The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 4) {
                document.write("Eighty percent of success is showing up. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 5) {
                document.write("I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 6) {
                document.write("I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 7) {
                document.write("The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 8) {
                document.write("There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 9) {
                document.write("Why ruin a good story with the truth? [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 10) {
                document.write("I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. [Woody Allen]");
            } else if (n == 11) {
                document.write("I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 12) {
                document.write("Illusion is the first of all pleasures. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 13) {
                document.write("Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 14) {
                document.write("If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 15) {
                document.write("Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 16) {
                document.write("Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. [Pablo Picasso]");
            } else if (n == 17) {
                document.write("Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 18) {
                document.write("The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 19) {
                document.write("The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 20) {
                document.write("I am not young enough to know everything. [Oscar Wilde]");
            } else if (n == 21) {
                document.write("However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. [Sir Winston Churchill]");
            } else if (n == 22) {
                document.write("There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. [Sir Winston Churchill]");
            } else if (n == 23) {
                document.write("I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. [Albert Einstein]");
            } else if (n == 24) {
                document.write("The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. [Albert Einstein]");	 
            } else if (n == 25) {
                document.write("Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler. [Albert Einstein, <i>attributted</i>]");
	    } else if (n == 26) {
                document.write("If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. [Albert Einstein, <i>attributted</i>]");
            } else if (n == 27) {
                document.write("The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. [Albert Einstein, <i>attributted</i>]");
            } else if (n == 29) {
                document.write("If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. [Albert Einstein]");
            } else if (n == 29) {
                document.write("Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. [Albert Schweitzer]");	 
            } else if (n == 30) {
                document.write("Anything too stupid to be said is sung. [Voltaire]");
	    } else if (n == 31) {
                document.write("God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. [Voltaire]");
	    } else if (n == 32) {
                document.write("It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. [Voltaire]");
	    } else if (n == 33) {
                document.write("Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers. [Voltaire]");
	    } else if (n == 34) {
                document.write("Monsieur l\'abb&eacute;, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write. [Voltaire]");
	    } else if (n == 35) {
                document.write("Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. [Voltaire]");
	    } else if (n == 36) {
                document.write("The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread. [Blaise Pascal]");
	    } else if (n == 37) {
                document.write("I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter. [Blaise Pascal]");
	    } else if (n == 38) {
                document.write("Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. [Blaise Pascal]");
	    } else if (n == 39) {
                document.write("Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. [Mahatma Gandhi]");
	    } else if (n == 40) {
                document.write("Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. [Mahatma Gandhi]");
	    } else if (n == 41) {
                document.write("The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. [Mahatma Gandhi]");
	    } else if (n == 42) {
                document.write("Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. [Friedrich Nietzsche]");
	    } else if (n == 43) {
                document.write("The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. [Friedrich Nietzsche]");
	    } else if (n == 44) {
                document.write("When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you. [Friedrich Nietzsche]");
	    } else if (n == 45) {
                document.write("You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. [Friedrich Nietzsche]");
	    } else if (n == 46) {
                document.write("The beginning is the most important part of the work. [Plato]");
	    }	 
	}


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