The completely unneccesary and extremely silly Spamometer keeps track of the number of SPAM talks given by each member of the department, since the seminar series started in Spring 1997. Some talks may have not made it in into the archives, and those feeling aggrieved should contact SPAMS.
 
| = one unit of SPAMS |
 
| = one unit of promised SPAMS |
| Ken Kamrin |  |
| Francis Poulin | |
| Lior Pachter | |
| Chris Rycroft | |
| Peter Clifford | |
| Peter Dodds | |
| Adrian Vetta | |
| Dave Amundsen | |
| Federico Ardila | |
| Denis Chebikin | |
| Leonid Chindelevitch | |
| Robert David | |
| Ioana Dumitriu | |
| Pak Wing Fok | |
| Brad Friedman | |
| Alexandru Ghitza | |
| Adam Klivans | |
| Carly Klivans | |
| Fumei Lam | |
| Jing Li | |
| Rados Radoicic | |
| Boris Schlittgen | |
| Mark Skandera | |
| John Weatherwax | |
| Michael Baym | |
| Francois Blanchette | |
| Jason Burns | |
| Jaehyuk Choi | |
| Kevin Chu | |
| Amit Deshpande | |
| Chris Evans | |
| Boguk Kim | |
| Joungkeun Lim | |
| Kevin Matulef | |
| Peter McNamara | |
| BaoChi Nguyen | |
| Mats Nigam | |
| Jianhong Shen | |
| Sergiy Sidenko | |
| Alexey Spiridonov | |
| Richard Stone | |
| Brian Sutton | |
| Jan Vondrak | |
| Jeff Aristoff | |
| Cilanne Boulet | |
| Bill Bradley | |
| Andrew Brooke-Taylor | |
| Victor Chen | |
| Yong Chen | |
| Alberto De Sole | |
| John Dunagan | |
| Edward Early | |
| Sergi Elizalde | |
| Pavel Greenfield | |
| Sylvie Hamel | |
| Dion Harmon | |
| David Hu | |
| Ben Joseph | |
| Kyo Min Jung | |
| Sabri Kilic | |
| Matjaz Konvalinka | |
| Yanyuan Ma | |
| Mohammad Mahdian | |
| Ya'akov Mandelbaum | |
| Ryan O'Donnell | |
| Alex Perlin | |
| Per-Olof Persson | |
| Rom Pinchasi | |
| Pavlo Pylyavskyy | |
| Etienne Rassart | |
| Amanda Redlich | |
| Reina Riemann | |
| Michael Schnall-Levin | |
| David Shirokoff | |
| David Vener | |
| Tong Wen | |
| Lauren Williams | |
| Tom Witelski | |
| Jay Bardhan | |
| Dmitri Betaneli | |
| Phil Bradley | |
| Natasha Bushueva | |
| Tony Chiang | |
| Michael Ching | |
| Dorian Croitoru | |
| Pedro Felzenszwalb | |
| Samuel Fiorini | |
| Wungkum Fong | |
| Martin Frankland | |
| Li He | |
| Patricia Hersh | |
| John Hopkinson | |
| David Jordan | |
| Thomas Lam | |
| Allen Lee | |
| Alan Leung | |
| Joel Lewis | |
| Fu Liu | |
| Po-Ru Loh | |
| Shreyas Mandre | |
| Ben Mares | |
| Vahab Mirrokni | |
| Alejandro Morales | |
| Sidney Nagel | |
| Ilya Nikokoshev | |
| Oaz Nir | |
| Shien Jin Ong | |
| Ardavan Oskooi | |
| Frederic Rochon | |
| Mike Rosenblum | |
| Brian Ross | |
| Arvind Sankar | |
| Nikhil Savale | |
| Nikos Savva | |
| Jinwoo Shin | |
| Radica Sipcic | |
| Vedran Sohinger | |
| Peter Trapa | |
| Olav van Genabeek | |
| Shannon Wieland | |
| King Yeung Yick | |
| Lizhao Zhang | |
| Pablo Zurita | |
| Ramis Movassagh | |