The completely unneccesary and extremely silly Spamometer keeps track of the number of SPAM talks given by each member of the department, since the seminar series started in Spring 1997. Some talks may have not made it in into the archives, and those feeling aggrieved should contact SPAMS.
 
| = one unit of SPAMS |
 
| = one unit of promised SPAMS |
| Ken Kamrin |  |
| Francis Poulin | |
| Leonid Chindelevitch | |
| Lior Pachter | |
| Chris Rycroft | |
| Peter Clifford | |
| Peter Dodds | |
| Alexey Spiridonov | |
| Adrian Vetta | |
| Dave Amundsen | |
| Federico Ardila | |
| Denis Chebikin | |
| Robert David | |
| Ioana Dumitriu | |
| Pak Wing Fok | |
| Brad Friedman | |
| Alexandru Ghitza | |
| Adam Klivans | |
| Carly Klivans | |
| Fumei Lam | |
| Jing Li | |
| Po-Ru Loh | |
| Rados Radoicic | |
| Boris Schlittgen | |
| Mark Skandera | |
| John Weatherwax | |
| Michael Baym | |
| Francois Blanchette | |
| Jason Burns | |
| Jaehyuk Choi | |
| Kevin Chu | |
| Amit Deshpande | |
| Chris Evans | |
| Boguk Kim | |
| Alex Levin | |
| Joungkeun Lim | |
| Kevin Matulef | |
| Peter McNamara | |
| BaoChi Nguyen | |
| Mats Nigam | |
| Amanda Redlich | |
| Jianhong Shen | |
| David Shirokoff | |
| Sergiy Sidenko | |
| Richard Stone | |
| Brian Sutton | |
| Jan Vondrak | |
| Jeff Aristoff | |
| Cilanne Boulet | |
| Bill Bradley | |
| Andrew Brooke-Taylor | |
| Victor Chen | |
| Yong Chen | |
| Jiawei Chiu | |
| Dorian Croitoru | |
| Alberto De Sole | |
| John Dunagan | |
| Edward Early | |
| Sergi Elizalde | |
| Martin Frankland | |
| Pavel Greenfield | |
| Sylvie Hamel | |
| Dion Harmon | |
| David Hu | |
| Ben Joseph | |
| Kyo Min Jung | |
| Sabri Kilic | |
| Matjaz Konvalinka | |
| Joel Lewis | |
| Yanyuan Ma | |
| Mohammad Mahdian | |
| Ya'akov Mandelbaum | |
| Alejandro Morales | |
| Ryan O'Donnell | |
| Ardavan Oskooi | |
| Alex Perlin | |
| Per-Olof Persson | |
| Rom Pinchasi | |
| Pavlo Pylyavskyy | |
| Etienne Rassart | |
| Reina Riemann | |
| Michael Schnall-Levin | |
| David Vener | |
| Tong Wen | |
| Lauren Williams | |
| Tom Witelski | |
| Jose Soto |  |
| Jay Bardhan | |
| Dmitri Betaneli | |
| Elette Boyle | |
| Phil Bradley | |
| Natasha Bushueva | |
| Tony Chiang | |
| Michael Ching | |
| Pedro Felzenszwalb | |
| Samuel Fiorini | |
| Wungkum Fong | |
| Hila Hashemi | |
| Li He | |
| Patricia Hersh | |
| John Hopkinson | |
| Carol Hua | |
| David Jordan | |
| Thomas Lam | |
| Allen Lee | |
| Alan Leung | |
| Lionel Levine | |
| Fu Liu | |
| Shreyas Mandre | |
| Ben Mares | |
| Vahab Mirrokni | |
| Sidney Nagel | |
| Ilya Nikokoshev | |
| Oaz Nir | |
| Shien Jin Ong | |
| Greg Price | |
| Frederic Rochon | |
| Mike Rosenblum | |
| Brian Ross | |
| Arvind Sankar | |
| Nikhil Savale | |
| Nikos Savva | |
| Jinwoo Shin | |
| Radica Sipcic | |
| Vedran Sohinger | |
| Corina Tarnita | |
| Peter Trapa | |
| George Tucker | |
| Jethro van Ekeren | |
| Olav van Genabeek | |
| Shannon Wieland | |
| King Yeung Yick | |
| Lizhao Zhang | |
| Pablo Zurita | |
| Mayank Varia | |